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Ride the Waves

Riding the Waves of Life: A Comedy of Chaos Lately, I’ve been feeling like life is spinning around without even bothering to ask for my input-like it’s at a party, cranking the music up to 11, while I’m just trying to find my keys! You know that moment when everything seems fine, and then-bam!-you hit a bump, and suddenly, everyone around you is grappling with their own stormy seas? It’s like a bunch of sailors trying to navigate a surprise tsunami, and all I can do is hope I’ve got enough floaties to save us all!

I’ve always had a soft spot for “Landslide” by Fleetwood Mac. If you haven’t listened to it recently, do yourself a favor and crank it up, especially when life feels like a rollercoaster designed by someone who’s never been on one. It’s like a warm hug, reminding me to stay grounded and embrace the chaos—because let’s be honest, that’s just life! We’ve got waves crashing our shores like they just got a crazy idea from the ocean’s social media feed, and until I hit my 50s, I was blissfully unaware of all this!Let’s break down these waves, shall we?

First, there’s the graduation wave. You know the one: everyone struts into their careers like they just landed on the moon, all wide-eyed and bewildered. Then comes the wedding wave, where it feels like you’re attending a new ceremony every weekend. At this point, I’m half-contemplating checking into the local recovery center for bad toasts and those “open bar” debates about whether

“Sweet Caroline” is a musical masterpiece or just the anthem of my questionable life choices.

And just when you think the party is over, here comes the baby wave! Babies everywhere! Some are being born, some are in the “let’s try again” phase, and it’s an emotional rollercoaster that would make Six Flags jealous. For me, while I was over the moon welcoming my three little boys, my body went through changes that were like a surprise pop quiz I didn’t study for. I was too busy being head-over-heels in love with those tiny humans to notice that my back was now hosting a permanent “welcome to old age” party.

Then there’s the birthday party wave, soccer games, and trips to Disneyland. Seriously, does Mickey Mouse know what a budget is? One moment you’re at the happiest place on Earth, and the next, your wallet feels like it just lost a heavyweight boxing match. “Did I really just spend $15 on a hot dog?” you wonder while surrounded by kids who haven’t eaten anything but cotton candy for the last three days.

After all that excitement, things quiet down, like the ocean after a storm, or like me after two glasses of wine. Kids grow up, finances stabilize, and suddenly, you find your first gray hair— hello, wisdom! It’s a beautiful phase where you realize everything will work out in time, with just a sprinkle of love and maybe a dash of luck (or a double shot of espresso).

But just when you think you’ve got it all figured out, life throws a major wave your way—like the loss of a parent or a friend battling cancer, all while you’re teetering on the edge of a stress-induced meltdown. My parents are attending more funerals than family reunions, friends are facing various illnesses, and somehow, amidst all the chaos, we’re all trying to remember that this is just life.

I truly believe we’re here for a reason: to learn lessons, teach others, and take wisdom with us when it’s time to go. I’ve never feared dying, but I’ve always been terrified of not truly living. As a teacher, I see my students differently now, especially in the twilight of my career. I want them to embrace joy, laughter, and adventure like they’re in a theme park where the rides are free!

It’s so easy to get lost in the stress of exams and the pressure to get into that “perfect” post-secondary school. I watch my students frantically trying to climb an invisible ladder to the top of… well, something. But I’m here to tell them to take a breath! Lite is about making memories, going on field trips, and sharing those awkward dance moves that should probably be kept in a vault somewhere.

Sure, work hard, but also play hard! Open your heart to those around you-just not so wide that you accidentally hug a lamp post and end up explaining to the neighbors why you’re having a heartfelt moment with furniture. And when a wave hits, don’t let it knock you down! Instead, ride that wave like you’re in a surf competition, but with all the grace of a penguin on roller skates. Seriously, picture me failing my arms like I’m trying to swat a fly while simultaneously performing an interpretive dance that even the ocean wouldn’t want to witness.

The waves of life are clearer to me now; I’m learning to surf them with a little more humour and a whole lot more snacks-because what’s a life crisis without a bag of chips? After all, we’re all in this together, riding the wild waves of life, and sometimes, all you can do is laugh, hold on tight, and hope you don’t wipe out. Remember, if you’re going to fall, at least make it spectacular!

Love to all who are on the waves of life!

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I’m Cristina

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